my own yo mama joke!

did sthg funny. inspired by Russell Peters yo mama joke. enjoy! (=

"Your mother so fat,
that when she jumps for joy,
she got stuck."

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your mother so fat,
when she raised one leg,
she broke another.

your mother so fat,
that when she walked out the house,
she caused an eclipse.

your mother so fat,
that when she jumped for joy,
the pool is dry.

your mother so smelly,
when she walked out her house,
she turned into a garbage truck.

your mother so fat,
that the only photo she have,
is from the satellite.

your mother so fat,
that she cannot look down to her knee.

your mother so fat,
that she only get up to take the food.

your mother so fat,
that she has her own refrigerator.

your mother so ugly,
she is just nice for Halloween.

your mother so heavy,
she squashed her husband on the wedding day.

your mother so round,
she never stops rolling.

your mother so ugly,
even Michael Jackson said so.

your mother so fat,
she cannot get up from bed.

your mother so fat,
that sumo is her only sporting choice.

your mother so ugly,
God think twice before putting her down to this Earth.
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alright. this is just for gags. no hard feelings. v^^v
created by: arnaldo, eric and me

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thegirlwhogolfedtoday